Let's take a moment to appreciate the yang to our ying, the Bavarian Illuminati, without who we would be unable to fully understand true chaos.
By the authority invested in me as a Discordian Saint, I declare the 43rd of Confusion to officially be Illuminati Appreciation Day. Here are some exciting ways you can celibrate this holy day.
- Cut out the Eye of Providence (That scary looking pyramid seal with the eye ontop) from a dollar bill and stick it to your forehead. Use it as a conversation starter with coworkers and family to better educate them on the heinous acts of ths Bavarain Illuminati.
- Put on a cloak and a mask and pretend to plot to take over the world, whilein fact plotting how to incorporate cabbage in your dinner plans.
- Get your friends together to discuss local zoning ordinances, while using parlimentary procedure. If this is too tedious, just throw mud at each other.
- Develop secret handshakes and signs, then try them out on your dog or cat.
It has to be pretty rough being a member of the Bavarian Illuminati. If you know a member, you should go out and give them a big hug. They probably really need one. Maybe bake them a cake. We have to keep them guessing.
Saint Tiwesdaeg Twohands
Grand Librarian of the Bureaucratic Order of Obtuse Kodexes