Illuminati Appreciation Day

Entry Number: 00007
Prickle-Prickle, the 43rd Confusion 3186 YOLD

Let's take a moment to appreciate the yang to our ying, the Bavarian Illuminati, without who we would be unable to fully understand true chaos.

By the authority invested in me as a Discordian Saint, I declare the 43rd of Confusion to officially be Illuminati Appreciation Day. Here are some exciting ways you can celibrate this holy day.

It has to be pretty rough being a member of the Bavarian Illuminati. If you know a member, you should go out and give them a big hug. They probably really need one. Maybe bake them a cake. We have to keep them guessing.

Saint Tiwesdaeg Twohands
Grand Librarian of the Bureaucratic Order of Obtuse Kodexes