Eristic Nonsense

Entry Number: 00004
Setting Orange, the 24th of Confusion 3186 YOLD

Ode to the Cabbage Mockers

When I was a child
I wanted nothing more
Than a silly little doll
Which made my parents poor

Then my eyes were opened
Cards with stickers adorned
Mocking cabbage imagery
These dolls looked so forlorn

I knew now of the plot
To steal our freedoms fair
With cute eyes, clothing and hair
These cabbages beware


Eris stole my food
A perfect tuna sandwich
I'm very hungry

I like to hide things
Like chiles in sandwiches
In case of food theft
Saint Tiwesdaeg Twohands
Grand Librarian of the Bureaucratic Order of Obtuse Kodexes